Archive for December, 2009

Grad writeup: extended edition

This is what I had initially written to submit to the yearbook for my grad writeup, before I re-read it and realized how idiotic it would make me look considering the yearbook’s release date. Nonetheless, I felt my awkward-insight-that-only-comes-about-from-writing-things-at-2am shouldn’t go to waste.

When I first walked in the doors of [school] in grade 8, I was afraid of two things: Not making any friends, and being stuffed into a locker. Thankfully, I have successfully made friends <s>that I can copy notes off of and skip class with</s> with which I may share notes and spend spares, but I’m afraid it’s still possible for someone to stealthily push me into a locker some day before we graduate and close the lock. So, if you ever walk by in the hallways and hear muffled screams, give it a knock. I’ll tap three times so you know it’s me.

Not to worry, the one I actually submitted both followed the character limit and the standard model of the lamest grad writeup in the history of the world. I did spend some time looking in past yearbooks for inspiration, an endeavor I quickly gave up on after realizing that most writeups were just combinations of the following common phrases*:

  • “Finally/it’s over/can’t believe we’re graduating” – Come now, saying this is like dangling a cookie in front of a grade 8 and putting it on the highest shelf, which they won’t be able to reach until they grow big enough in gr. 12. The only people who can savour the sentiment are other grads, who surely will know they are graduating by the time they read your writeup. (If not, I think we have a bigger problem.)
  • “… 5 years are over …” – We are all relieved that you have asserted you can count.
  • “I would like to thank my friends [ insert long list of initials here ]” – In 20 years, I’m pretty sure the letters will just look like W-T-F-I-T for you.
  • “[insert cliche quote here that you will probably find 3 times in the yearbook in 2 different languages]” – Most commonly <s>ripped off</s> quoted: Shakespeare, Dr. Seuss, God, “Socrates and the gang”, dead english poets, Mr. Shieh, and their mom. (Ok, so I’m still looking for someone who quoted Mr. Shieh, but I’m optimistic…)
  • “SoLikeIJustWantedToThankAllMyFriendsAndFamilyForMakingSureIDidn’tSkipClassAndGetPreg-” – Clearly, this person has never heard of a spacebar.
  • “oMg i luv u all!!!!!1111 ^_~ **~~~~**~ ^_^Y ~~~ (v’ ‘v) (<‘ ‘<) (^’ ‘ ^) (>’ ‘>) (v’ ‘v) ~~ <3!” – No comment.

<s>I look forward to making fun of fellow grads’ writeups in June</s> I can’t promise I’ll read your writeup unless the wit contained within the carefully-selected 400 characters is enough to block out the sun.

*Most of these are probably not actual phrases taken from others’ writeups – I just took some inspiration and dramatic liberties with what I came across in past books 😉

Wishful thinking…

disclaimer: don’t read this entry if you don’t know me that well or you don’t like sadness. i promise i’ll be better in a few days.

…never really got anyone anywhere.

no matter how hard i squeeze my eyes shut and try to wish away my math portfolio, it still sits ominously in front of me, all 10 pages of scrawlwork, 15 pages of notes, tattered (unhelpful) textbook, and my trusty, evil, brilliant, pain-inducing graphing calculator, hooked up to my laptop like it’s a sick patient in a hospital constantly being monitored for its vitals. except that i feel like i’m the patient, and every R wave on my ECG is decreasing in strength as the life and happiness is sucked out of me by math portfolio…

oh, and i might not be able to make it snow outside (snow more, dammit!), but i can make it snow on my blog.

Stuff my mom says #3

We have a globe that sits on top of a shelf, with a plant sitting a foot or so below it. My mom decided to comment on these after waking up from one of her naps (again).

Mom: Why is the world so big?

Me: Um, I’m kind of done with TOK..

Mom: Look, there’s like, green things coming out of the globe.

Me: .. that’s a plant.

Stuff my mom says #2

Sometimes she wakes up from her naps and says awkward things in her semi-lucid state.

Mom: … *wakes up* YOUR A** IS VERY.. *pause* oh wait, sorry..

Me: .. lolwut?

Mom: It’s just that I thought the back of your chair was your butt so I was gonna say it was really big.

…thanks.

A Grad’s Guide to Artona, part 1

It’s been a few weeks now since the Artona gongshow, and as I’ve had some time to reflect on the experience, I think one thing that would’ve really helped is if the whole process had been more clear. The large majority of us had never set foot in the studio prior to our assigned weekend, and even those who had taken pictures with their friends from other schools couldn’t explain everything about pricing, procedures, etc. I for one would have appreciated more upfront information, so I’m going to offer insight I gained after going through the whole process in the hopes it will help someone else out down the road.

Before reading the rest of this post, you should read everything in the ‘Grad photos’ section of the Artona website, and consider my list as a supplement  to their information.

11 tips/suggestions/pointers for your Artona grad photoshoot

1. Don’t be late.

I learned this lesson with my first photo. If you are taking a group photo, try to have all your members there 15 minutes prior to the scheduled time of your photo. If you guys run late, there is a chance they may skip over your group and tell you to reschedule to another time (9:30pm that night, for example).

2. Having said that, Artona usually runs late.

This applies much more to group photos than individual photos, which makes sense. With groups there are a lot more people to coordinate, and thus the group photo schedule can be anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour or more behind schedule. Hey, more time to take photos with people outside! With individual photos, I think the latest they ever ran was 15-30 minutes, but they are less forgiving than the group shot coordinators. If you are up and your friends aren’t there for the friendship shot, too bad – since there are so many rooms, each with a different photographer, coordinating is difficult and they won’t stall for you. (Of course, these time delays may vary depending on how busy it is at the time; if barely anyone else is there, obviously they wouldn’t be as behind as when the whole waiting area is crowded with 10 different groups.)

3. Even though they run late, they want your money 15 minutes prior (group shots).

They didn’t really make their policy super clear, but I got the sense at times that if all the members in a group had not paid by about 10-15 minutes before the shot, they would just cancel your shot. If people run late, you can just pay for the missing people and work it out later.

4. Smaller groups work better than large groups.

Somewhere on the Artona website, it says that the group limit is 16. While that’s not really true, it’s a good number to abide by. All groups shots are taken in the same room, and you can only fit so many people into the frame. When you have a smaller group, you can get more creative with the shots, such as doing jump shots, cool formations, and matching poses. The bigger your group, the more the shots tend towards sitting on the chairs, having both smiling and serious version shots, and hugging (read: collapsing on) everyone.

5. Don’t take photos inside.

You will get owned by the intimidating Artona staff who like to rip open curtains and throw their hand in front of your camera, muttering soft threats about licensing and taking away your camera and whatnot. True story.

6. You can take pretty photos outside, though.

I must say, the Artona studio is gorgeous. I know you kind of expect that of a business that is in the business of making people look pretty, but even the outside looks nice. You know how you see everyone else posting their albums of Artona photos taken with their friends etc.? You know, the ones that have 80 photos of basically the same people taken from different angles/poses/varying times of day? Anyways.. yeah, those are taken right ouside the door to the studio. It’s not as big an area as it might seem, but you can get some nice legal shots there.

7. They’re pretty lax about their rules/procedures.

Okay, so I told you to read their website and everything. And I also reminded you of the group limit size. But, Artona kind of lies on their website (among other things). First of all, group shots can be as few (2) people or as many as you can fit in the frame. You can book more than one group per person, although obviously the online system doesn’t allow that, you would just arrange it in-studio. The group member list you type in the online sign up doesn’t have to be accurate. Basically, they’re not that uptight about stuff so don’t worry too much.

8. Don’t wear too much makeup.

Okay, I have to admit this is more of a personal pet peeve than a strong suggestion, but.. girls, please try to refrain from caking on 5 layers of blue eye thingy above your eyes. I don’t even know what to call/describe it but it looks so ughh!! I know it’s grad photos and you’re supposed to prettify yourself, but c’mon, don’t make yourself so dolled up that I can barely recognize you. Makeup should be used to enhance your natural features, not cover up your flaws.

9. Be creative with your shots!

I have to say that although my shots turned out well overall quality-wise, but I’m pretty disappointed with some of the poses I did/didn’t do. I realized afterwards that I should’ve used my [insert your own athletic/other characteristic props here] (for me, gymnastics grips) in my white room photos. Also, creativity in group shots counts the most!! Would you rather look back 20 years from now of a photo of your group of friends hugging or in a pyramid?

10. The photographers tell you how to pose.

That is their job. Don’t worry about having to think of what to do on the spot, because the photographers will help you and guide you. Of course, if you have ideas of what you want to do, you can tell them and they will adapt to your idea. Sometimes, though, it gets kind of awkward/tedious: “Tilt your head this way.. turn your body this way.. chin down a bit.. tilt a little more…” …yeah.

11. Beware the awkward wall/intense wallpaper shots.

Awkward wall shot.

I don’t know what it is about the ‘Living Room’ setting (its the second room/7th & 8th shots), but the shots in here just turn out plain awkward most of the time.

Fierce: Kind of like this, except not.

They give you a choice of what you want to do, and I’m not saying you should avoid choosing the “wall shot” (where you stand/pose beside a beige stone wall), but.. I think part of the awkwardness comes from if you smile, because then the picture looks like “hahaha omg look I’m so happy because I’m standing beside a wall” sorta thing.

Then, there’s the intense wallpaper shot, where they make the lighting all dark and weird and you come out looking like you have a size 20 outer glow. I’ve seen people smile, be serious, grope the wall, and other things, and it still turned out odd-looking. Really, I think the only thing you can do to draw attention away from the backdrop is to pose with a fierce face.

Eh, I was going to combine everything into one entry, but this is already pretty long so I’ll save the second “Artona FAQ” part for a separate post.

Fellow grads, feel free to add/correct anything you think I’ve missed by posting in the comments.

Stuff my mom says* #1

While we were picking out children’s gifts for her Christmas party:

Me: “How about the frog plushy?”

Mom: “…but it’s GREEN!”

*an homage to this Twitter user. (NSFW due to language)

It’s like a web goodie advent calendar.

As I am being a good little girl and working on my dreadful TOK essay, my post today will be brief. A lot of my time online is spent gobbling up content from various aggregators, such as Facebook, Twitter, Google Reader, and a variety of forums (CDC, HowardForums, MacThemes, and so on). As such, I come across a lot of content worth sharing. Today I have three things: a suggestion to help you with your holiday shopping, a FREE iPhone app offer, and a festive wallpaper for Canucks fans (sort of).

#1. “10 Unique Gifts You Can Make with Help from the Web“, a post on Mashable

Today Mashable tweeted a post containing this interesting list of tangible gifts you can make using websites/web services. The list ranges from the rather mundane (“Print a Family Photo Book”) to just plain awesome (“Make Your Own Lego Set”). The central theme of the list is “personalization” – apparently websites exist to customize your own cereal boxes, cookbooks, M&Ms, and Jelly Belly bags! I will definitely be doing #4, “Create a Cookbook”, which sounds rather blasé but I know it will mean a lot to the person I am gifting it to. Not to mention I can give really good hints about what to cook 😛

#2. Ramp Champ is FREE on the iTunes store! (Limited time offer, of course)

I’m both a fan of beautiful (graphic) design and iPhone applications. This deal combines both in an award-winning formula to make “Ramp Champ”: a challenging yet addicting iPhone game that features beautiful graphics and a twist on the classic Skeeball/pinball games. The game has is very popular and has gotten mostly rave reviews, as far as I can tell: I would be lying if I said I knew it was a great game because I actually haven’t played it myself yet (*ahem* I’ve yet to replace my drowned iPod Touch…). Nonetheless, just based on the reviews and the AWESOME interface, I wouldn’t miss out on this deal: GET RAMP CHAMP FREEEEE. No illegal Installous- or Appulous-ing required.


Click!

*drool*

Just look at the pixel work!!!

#3. Pfizer’s December Canucks Wallpaper

Now even for those non-Canucks fans out there, you can appreciate the work that went into creating this wallpaper. I can tell you that it was made completely from scratch in Photoshop by a talented graphic artist known as Pfizer. He is a member on the Canucks.Com Forum (“CDC”), a forum I frequent, and a few years back he created this gorgeous holiday wallpaper (featuring the Canucks’ game/TV schedule):

A Seasonal Canucks-Themed December Wallpaper

Clicking on the above picture will take you to the full-sized version, so that you can see all the details (and there are lots of them!). Unfortunately as it was created a couple years ago, the original had an outdated schedule/calendar. As you can see in the preview I’ve edited in the new schedule for my own use, but I don’t necessarily have permission to redistribute it, hence the “preview” label overtop. Instead, I can link you to the thread on the CDC where I’ve posted an UNedited version my edited version: click here to go to the post. I’m hoping to get his blessing to release my edit.

…Okay, maybe I lied about the ‘brief post’ part. Oh well – back to TOK. *sigh*

EDIT: Because it was just too awesome to ignore: The epic SNL short/Lonely Island/T-Pain song “I’m On a Boat” has been nominated for a GRAMMY (click the link to see the whole list of nominees – they are listed under “Best Rap/Sung Collaboration”). A grammy, people. This is classic.

Just in case you needed a reminder of its awesomeness (NSFW, but of course you know that by now..):